35A. Bitch, I don't give a hoot!

If you follow our blog at all, you may have gotten the impression that animals are probably my favorites things in the world. If you don't follow our blog, animals are probably my favorite things in the world. Red pandas are at the top of my list. Owls are a close second. It was suggested by Patrick that I blog a list of my favorite owls after he posted a couple videos on my wall of them. Actually, it went like this:

Amanda Ketchum: Barn owls are my favorite.
January 5 at 12:30pm · LikeUnlike.

Patrick Fahey: I could die. Owls are so cute. I'm going to watch videos on youtube until my skin rots from my body. brb.
January 5 at 12:31pm · LikeUnlike.

Amanda Ketchum: And the second video is a burrowing owl, which is my second favorite kind of owl. I have an order of favorites.
January 5 at 12:34pm · LikeUnlike.

Patrick Fahey: What's that... *sniff sniff*... do I smell... blog post?
January 5 at 12:35pm · LikeUnlike.

If you know Patrick well, you will understand the irony in his last statement. Anyways, on with it.

10. Great Grey Owl

Their cuteness factor is a little low, but the shape and characteristics of their faces are just too rad for them to not make the list.

9. Spotted Owl



I love their spotting and their big black eyes are just adorable. They're also on the smaller side, which also adds to cuteness factor.

8. Pygmy Owl

These little guys either look stunned or pissed, and it's awesome. Lower on my list because they have this hawk-look to them. I don't like hawks.

7. Barred Owl



They sort of resemble the spotted owl, but I like their markings better, and their little yellow beaks. Also, barred owls have that wise look to them.

6. Elf Owl



So small. Palm of your hand small. I would allow 50 of these in my house. Terry Sohl took this photo. No clue who he is, but he's gotten closer to an owl than I ever have, so he's probably an asshole.

5. Snowy Owl



These owls are obviously so high on my list because of their white colouring. They are by far the most beautiful species of owl.

4. Saw Whet Owl



Jesus H. Christ. Those eyes are just precious. I don't think these ones have any wise to them at all though...most look like they have a case of the 'hurrr durrr'.

3. Boreal Owl



You don't want to fuck with these guys. They mean business. Wikipedia told me they eat other birds and mammals. I like them because they look plumper and rounder and softer than other owls.

2. Burrowing Owl



Oh, these little poptarts. I fell in love with them years ago when I saw the movie "Hoot". These guys are cool because they live in burrows, rather than trees. I love how longer their legs are than other owls, and rely on them as much as their wings.

1. Barn Owl

My ultimate favourite. The colouring of their wings are amazing. Their faces are so unique and different. I just love them. By far prettiest owl.

34P. I don't even know what I'm doing.

I'm blogging because I can blog. Not because I really want to, or even have the energy for things like 'thinking logically' or 'bowel movements'.

No, I'm blogging today because it's almost 1:30, and I'm already out of viable time-wasting options.

I'm lying.

Oh god, don't take that the wrong way. I do like blogging, and feeling like I'm talking to you. Really, I do! It's not just a time-waster to me, or anything like that. I don't know what I'm saying. I don't even know what I'm doing.

In anything really. Ziad and I were practicing today, and we came across a little piece of Patrick. I really have no clue what I'm doing. When I play guitar, everything is automatic. Nothing is particularly conscious. Everything comes naturally.

Everything has always come naturally. Not just guitar either. Things I'm interested in. Soccer, video games, uh... drinking? Gosh, I'm boring. I better be damn good at this band thing, or I'm pretty much just another boring dude.

This blog post is even boring. I'm bored.

I need a haircut.

I shaved.

K, goodnight, or whatever.