Wouldn't it be just too perfect if mythical creatures existed? Gryphons and Dragons and Golems and Centaurs... Smurfs maybe? Chocobos. Definitely Pokémon. Not Digimon. Digimon can be fucking scary. Everyone has one animal that they'd really want to exist. I know I do. These creatures are the majestic Unillama!
It's basically a Unicorn, but instead of corn, it's a llama. I figure that's probably more fun. UNLESS you have a lot of corn, and you make a MAZE. Or a maïs. Oh man, am I ever witty.Holy digression Batman! I love the concept of this magical creature. And when they discover them (WHICH THEY WILL), I shall breed them. I shall have a farm in Peru, where they can roam freely, and only get strange looks from the natives. Although they do look kind of delicious. I'll be sure to give them some protection.
Rad.
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