Thursday, May 27, 2010

19P. Bears are Godless, Soulless, Killing Machines

I hate bears. All of them. They are pure evil.
I mean, look at that bastard. Powerful legs for chasing. Serrated fangs for ripping flesh. Angry eyebrows for looking menacing. An all around demonic depiction of sin.

You can't even MAKE them look not evil.
See? Still just as intimidating. But there is something far more terrifying than any normal or pleasantly coloured bear could ever be.

Flaming Bears. Imagine the most dangerous animal on the planet, mixed with the destructive power of fire.

See what I mean? But thankfully, they don't usually last for very long.

2 comments:

  1. You're a freek

    ps it's mike beeeej

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  2. Nuclear Bear will destroy world

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